Madam Spotweld Birthday


Amaze and delight your friends with this scratch-off greeting card that will reveal a random birthday fortune.  Letterpress birthday card printed in two colors with handset type, vintage halftone block, and scratch-off sticker. Blank inside and envelope included. Size A2.

Choose your fortune:

  • Teal Fortune: "I predict this aged feeling will pass, but not for long."
  • Orange Fortune: "I'm sorry, but those wrinkles are never coming out of your birthday suit."
  • Blue Fortune: "A windfall will come your way this year, most likely in the form of senior discounts."
  • Pink Fortune: "You are now too old to sleep your way to the top."